Description
- NEANDERTHAL NUTRITION. The Paleo Diet is all the rage these days. Why millions of Americans would want to look like bulky, unkempt cavemen is beyond us, but if thats where the new standard of beauty is headed, were not complaining. The Primal Hunger Crate is the ultimate treat for any mans primal palate.
- THE FATHERS OF FLAVOR. The neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers, hunting and sampling every creature to ensure no taste was left untested. The best of beasts became the jerky bedrock for the developing civilization, namely: free-roaming, grassfed cattle.
- AN UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE. Your collection comes sealed in a wooden 9" x 9" Man Crate, so you'll both get a laugh as he figures out how to crack open his gift with the included crowbar. Fun fact: it takes the average Man Crate customer 15 minutes to open their gift. Beat that.
- WE KNOW GUYS. Let us help you celebrate the men in your life with unique and exciting gifts youll be proud to give, and hell be thrilled to receive.
- HAPPINESS GUARANTEED. Its pretty simple really. We think our products are awesome, and we guarantee you will too. We believe giving gifts should be exciting, nay, unforgettable! If youre unhappy with your purchase or experience for any reason, well make it right and give you the kind of service youll want to high five us for.
MEET OUR CAVEMAN CRATE
The mainstream media and its biases toward hygiene, clear articulation, and pants have always been a bit harsh on our cavemen ancestors. So their cave paintings weren't intentionally "abstract", and sure, they couldn't count past five without setting down their club, but cavemen weren't the total, no-brain nitwits they're constantly perceived to be.
The Caveman Crate celebrates our foreheaded forefathers' finest food contributions to modern humanity: the discovery of nuts and meat.
IN THE BOX
Whiskey Hill Smokehouse Bison Jerky (2.5 oz)
Chef's Cut Beef Jerky (2.5 oz)
Field Trip Turkey Jerky (2.15 oz)
Crockett Creek Venison Jerky
Butter Toffee Almonds (4 oz)
Chili Citrus Cashews (4 oz)
HOW IT SHIPS
This collection comes sealed in a wooden 9 x 9 Man Crate, so youll both get a laugh as he figures out how to crack open his gift with the included crowbar. Its a gift experience youll both remember forever!